So WTF people. I've seriously joined th 21st century albeit kicking and screaming. My hubby got me a Blackberry - can you believe. It is super awesome. I'm writing on it right now - not very fast but still pretty impressive. Though I must say I think my spacing may be out and I won't be getting into temptation and using sms language, luckily I'm behind the times on that so no one worry I will still be delivering a grammatically correct blog! Think I need to give my key board a rest its starting to smell finny I what's up with that? Yay me my BB has auto correct how cool is that?

Ok so I've been bad about blogging but really nothing great has been going on. Work has been hell like a pineapple up ones proverbial ass and home has been pretty quiet - except for the other night. Let me set the scene.....Have you ever been the kind of tired where you could quite easily take down a small child should they be in the way of you getting to bed?? Well that's how I was. My boss had hit the high spots on being more than his dickish self that day and all I wanted to do was curl up into a ball and switch off. But of course having two exceptional children and a husband to die for, you paint on a smile and play nice until the smile becomes a snarl and to put your family out of their misery, its easier to just go to bed. So yay me I was off to bed. So a few months ago my hubby bought a new desk chair. A beautiful leather one. A big one that somehow keeps us awake at night -I think its haunted. You'll lie in bed and as his office shares a corner in the bedroom, I swear the chair creaks. We've both heard it and you check and nothing. So here I am exhausted all I want to do is fall into slumber and creak, creak. So I sit up there in the darkness looms the chair. Not a sound. So I lie down just dozing off I creak, creak, creak okay - so what the fuck people? It's a fucking chair it can't move by itself. I stare it down. Daring it to move - it doesn't. I open my eyes bigger thinking that should really intimidate it as it works with everyone else - still nothing WTF? I decide I'm NOT doing this and lie down again convinced I've intimidated the chair enough to be silent. It worked I never heard a peep out of it again.

There is more to this story believe it or not, but it will have to wait as the sun is shining and I want to get out in it and BEE myself right now - Byeee